I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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