i barfeds in our rink
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Sober January is a disaster.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
