You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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