I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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