You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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