We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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