so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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