At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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