I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
