you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
