I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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