guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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