remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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