Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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