Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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