soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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