Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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