I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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