...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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