It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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