For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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