Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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