can we get nightvision for the apartment?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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