no, he came in my armpit
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
this will be a night to untag.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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