i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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