with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
