With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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