GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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