I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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