are you still at the devil's house?
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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