do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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