left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She bit a glass in half.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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