HIV tests are more positive than that guy
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Randomize
