Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Randomize
