Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I deserve this hangover.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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