Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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