i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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