They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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