Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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