i think my mom watched the whole time
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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