oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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