who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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