Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
