Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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