Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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