Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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