Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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