so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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