You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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