He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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