I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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