i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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