he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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