I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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