Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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