We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
