There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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